meeting the goddess
A lot of people have these life affirming stories about meeting the goddess, but for me it was just like:
One day I was bored. The goddess said 'sup?' and I said 'not much'. Then I asked 'so everyone is actually wrong about everything?' and she said 'yep'
me: 'you too?'
her: 'yep'
me: 'Oh, well that is ok then. I should get a tattoo'
and that is about it.