Lewd shootposting 

Dildos are stored in the cat.

Follow

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi YES I FUCKING DID my poor sheets

· · Web · 1 · 0 · 3

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @cassi I live for these moments

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Follow-up shitpost: lube is stored in the bed.

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @cassi sliding
sliding
sliiiiiding around in Maddy's bed *jingle bells*

re: Lewd shootposting 

@Entropy_in_Drag @cassi Real talk: I know of someone who broke their nose after sliding into a wall due to lube on the floor. It's a dangerous world, kids.

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag I...well, yes, much sex is full-contact...

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Takes "no teeth!" to its logical conclusion.

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @cassi *considers mouthguards for BJs* HMMMMM

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag *bonk* does it *bonk* feel *bonk* good *bonk* yet? *bonk*

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Are we back to cats? Can we get back to cats? I'm sure there's a joke about cats headbutting and purring at someone sexually, here.

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @cassi headbutts are followed by full body rubs

how's that... nev mind, just saw Ash's post

re: Lewd shootposting 

@Entropy_in_Drag @cassi Ahahaha! There are two kinds of people in the world... :D

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @cassi I am relentlessly lewd. Ash is stored in butts.

re: Lewd shootposting 

@cassi @makyo I LAUGHED AND MADE MYSELF SAD

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @cassi I thought you wanted cats, what's this worm doing here

re: Lewd shootposting 

@CoronaCoreanici @makyo @cassi mew mew

mewmewmewmewmewmew

*tail tail tail*

re: Lewd shootposting 

@makyo @Entropy_in_Drag @cassi once we had sex a hot tub using silicone. The next day the entire floor of the tub was an absolute death trap. Be careful with lube!!

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!