@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Follow-up shitpost: lube is stored in the bed.

@makyo @cassi sliding
sliding
sliiiiiding around in Maddy's bed *jingle bells*

@Entropy_in_Drag @cassi Real talk: I know of someone who broke their nose after sliding into a wall due to lube on the floor. It's a dangerous world, kids.

@makyo @cassi OH NOOOO

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag I...well, yes, much sex is full-contact...

@cassi @makyo DDDD:

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Takes "no teeth!" to its logical conclusion.

@makyo @cassi *considers mouthguards for BJs* HMMMMM

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag *bonk* does it *bonk* feel *bonk* good *bonk* yet? *bonk*

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Are we back to cats? Can we get back to cats? I'm sure there's a joke about cats headbutting and purring at someone sexually, here.

@makyo @cassi headbutts are followed by full body rubs

how's that... nev mind, just saw Ash's post

@Entropy_in_Drag @cassi Ahahaha! There are two kinds of people in the world... :D

@makyo @cassi I am relentlessly lewd. Ash is stored in butts.

@cassi @makyo I LAUGHED AND MADE MYSELF SAD

@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag

@makyo @cassi I thought you wanted cats, what's this worm doing here

@CoronaCoreanici @makyo @cassi mew mew

mewmewmewmewmewmew

*tail tail tail*

@CoronaCoreanici @makyo @cassi mmmmmmmmmmmm

@cassi @makyo ...yes, tell me more

@AzureHusky @makyo @cassi DDDDD: