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@cassi YES I FUCKING DID my poor sheets
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@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Follow-up shitpost: lube is stored in the bed.
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@Entropy_in_Drag @cassi Real talk: I know of someone who broke their nose after sliding into a wall due to lube on the floor. It's a dangerous world, kids.
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@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag I...well, yes, much sex is full-contact...
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@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Takes "no teeth!" to its logical conclusion.
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@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag *bonk* does it *bonk* feel *bonk* good *bonk* yet? *bonk*
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@cassi @Entropy_in_Drag Are we back to cats? Can we get back to cats? I'm sure there's a joke about cats headbutting and purring at someone sexually, here.
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@Entropy_in_Drag @cassi Ahahaha! There are two kinds of people in the world... :D
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@CoronaCoreanici @makyo @cassi mmmmmmmmmmmm
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@makyo @Entropy_in_Drag @cassi once we had sex a hot tub using silicone. The next day the entire floor of the tub was an absolute death trap. Be careful with lube!!
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@AzureHusky @makyo @cassi DDDDD:
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@makyo @cassi sliding
sliding
sliiiiiding around in Maddy's bed *jingle bells*