Assuming:
Toy dog = toast
Domestic dog = sandwich
Fox = burrito (red foxes = bean, arctic foxes = bean & cheese, etc)
Maned wolves, african wild dogs, etc. = bread bowl
Wolves = calzone

Everything falls into place. House cats are burritos. Snow leopards are bread bowls. Dragons are burritos, but kobolds are sandwiches. Ferrets are sandwiches, as are rats, while mice are toast and possums are bread bowls.

Badgers, naturally, are calzones.

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@CoronaCoreanici I was going to show you my inspiration, only to find that your comment is word for word the same as the first reply to that post, so... I'm glad we're on the same page? :P

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