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I wonder if I can somehow change all the other people on this conference call into ✨💖plush animals💖✨ with some kind of save-the-world ray

*a managerial type plush points their tube arm at a whiteboard* "As you can see here, we need to synergize our collaborative efforts to better spearhead the development of our primary goals for this quarter, and…. why do I feel so warm and fuzzy all of a sudden."

*they blink, then shrug*

"Anyway, all in favor of moving forward with this initiative, please paff the table with your big paffy paws."

"In conclusion, be a plush. Any questions?"

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