Bitching about Microsoft Hyper-V
🎼 Noooooo ooonnnneeeeeeeeeee 🎶
🎵 FAILS like Hyper-V 🎶
🎶 Cries and WAILS like Hyper-V 🎵
🎵 No one runs at the pace of a SNAIL like Hyper-V! 🎶
🎶 It's especially good at DESTOYING UPTIME 🎵
🎵 Oh what a product, Hyper-V! 🎶
*sounds of Windows errors in triplicate in the background*
Bitching about Microsoft Hyper-V
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