Slack really needs more sexting-related features, like being able to hide private channels from the default view

drinkingggg to quell my weird feelingsssss about my partner on a date with someone elseeeeee

slowly disappearing from public life, while everything in my past gets destroyed or fades away.

at this point I don't even know why I should bother to come back.

Happy 4/20, may your memes be as dank as your kush on this holy day

also, make sure to subtoot it on a relatively unknown Free Software social media platform

Right before you leave a job is a great time to spend a lot of quality time trolling all the people who are actually terrible at your company

if you come from a fucked up family like I do, Horace and Pete is devastating.

super into anonymous petty crime these days

My girlfriend just told me about Blind aka Secret 2.0, good to see all the same tech bullshit never changes

trigger warning: overwatch teammates 

fucking goddamn it stop playing a game of ded the bads and get on the fucking point

So anyways, I guess if you want to see what an Electron Slack client that always uses 150MB of memory, loads in < 3sec, and has offline support might look like, github.com/paulcbetts/tricklin

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tfw you solve one of your company's largest problems in a way that is measurably 10x better, and the result is that they want you to hide it

So very done with this job

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