[youtube poop voice] all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the shIttY ladies, allaallalalalalALLLLLAAAAeeeeeeeeeeall the [avgn voice] ASS FUCKing ladies, aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[obscenely loud screaming][rest of the song plays at normal volume but just really sped up][loud explosion clip from the Super Mario World cartoon]