allergies are like these mysterious curses upon us that could incur any amount of positive or negative side effects and we could never know until something happens
curses on me:
- cannot pet cats without immediately washing hands (bonus: if i pet one and don't wash my hands, i will end up with a rash or red eye sooner or later) (also sneezes a lot)
- when flower mating season begins, my eyes and nose also begin flowing with bodily fluids (maybe they're trying to respond to the mating calls?)
- can pet dogs, but after a few hours, my eyes feel odd (noooooo)
- unsure about bunnies, but i've been told they may have the same effect on me as cats
a long time ago, one of my ancestors played a prank on a wizard and the wizard was like "fuck thou, now the curse of never-pet-cat is on thine"