I love old and archaic sayings, it's also funny to take some of those sayings and mash them together to throw people for a loop of confusion while still conveying the meaning you wish to convey.
There's also new equivalent sayings, like today for instance, I got to use "You chose your worm", a reference to the Artemis Fowl book series. A good series for the record, which if you like a fun book that also has a serious message, then there's eight right there to chew through.
