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I JUST SAW PREGNANT CLIPPY
IT IS VERY FUNNY.
HUMANITY IS CURRENTLY DESTROYING ITSELF

i have a secret. here, lend me your ears 

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memes in 2017 have a lifespan of like 2 minutes i swear you have to be online 24/7 if you wanna be in the loop

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

ouch oof my bones hurt

@0x1f415 I've heard that this can happen when someone you follow boosts, then unboosts, that toot.

@brooke makes sense. someone I follow does follow them

not a boost, it's just, there, a toot by someone I don't follow, but as though I was following them

not one from this instance, even

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there is a toot by someone I don't follow in my home timeline, hmmmmmm

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-----BEGIN MEME SIGNED MESSAGE-----
Hashtag: #doge

Very encrypt. Such secret. Wow.
-----BEGIN MEME SIGNATURE-----
#gameing#knucletats#mastodon
-----END MEME SIGNATURE-----

McElroy's go back in time and replace every man in MegaMan with boy. FireBoy. CutBoy. GutsBoy.

I love awoospace because I can just post shitty memes and everyone loves em

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