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Utopia is when Gregor Gysi gets himself a Mastodon account

Applied socialism: When someone brings candy in class and everyone has the unique opportunity to remove all the crowns from their teeth with those nimm2 chewing bonbons

@chosafine@instance.business you are a trash panda, though owo

@soft_chomps@glitch.social Welcome home! Now relax and watch what your favourite Mastodon community can offer you for this evening!

Mastodon's current state = weirdness^furries * toots

the common furry exchanges their best porn pics with others if its species to build up relationships

@noiob Es möchte auf deine C-Partition zugreifen. Es will deine Kekse.

@codl I don't know. Maybe the toilet is their only friend 🤔​

How do you defend yourself from being recruited into the US army? Just say "Sorry, I am Transgender"

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