god finding where the U-Bahn leaves in Cologne is always the hardest part

the woman in front of me on the train just picked "salesforce" from her Google search history, scrolled through the entire results and put her phone away

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Baba Is You is now 6 years old! Thank you for all these years of support and kindness!
#babaisyou

sure, iOS is so much more intuitive and whatever but it also manages to break in new and uniquely annoying ways

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fun iOS error: my iPad files app has stopped showing progress for a copy operation but I can tell from the activity light on my sd card reader and the network activity on my truenas that it's very much still copying something

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kinda funny that my work phone on an expensive Telekom contract rings immediately but my private phone takes a minute (and NINA takes 11 minutes) to warn me

re: ph- 

love to get fun bonus ailments when I have a cold :/

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ph- 

I've got a little herpes sore on my tongue and while it doesn't hurt much while I'm frustrated with work stuff it's impossible to ignore aaaaaa

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memorial posting, dead friend 

“The difficulty to think at the end of day,
When the shapeless shadow covers the sun
And nothing is left except light on your fur -

There was the cat slopping its milk all day,
Fat cat, red tongue, green mind, white milk
And August the most peaceful month.

To be, in the grass, in the peacefullest time,
Without that monument of cat,
The cat forgotten in the moon;

And to feel that the light is a rabbit-light,
In which everything is meant for you
And nothing need be explained;

Then there is nothing to think of. It comes of itself;
And east rushes west and west rushes down,
No matter. The grass is full

And full of yourself. The trees around are for you,
The whole of the wideness of night is for you,
A self that touches all edges,

You become a self that fills the four corners of night.
The red cat hides away in the fur-light
And there you are humped high, humped up,

You are humped higher and higher, black as stone—
You sit with your head like a carving in space
And the little green cat is a bug in the grass.”

(Wallace Stevens, “A Rabbit as King of the Ghosts”)

Rest in pride @porsupah ; rest in peace

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+++ NEW TOOL +++

(mostly for my German followers)

Wo lang darf ich mit einem Flex-Ticket eigentlich fahren? Ich hab vorhin mal endlich fix ein Tool zusammen geschrieben, um die "Via"-Syntax auf DB-Tickets zu entschlüsseln: nathanlesage.github.io/db-via-

it's pretty funny that Kojima tried to make the last metal gear so often and Konami pretty much made it legally impossible for him to make another one but he still can't help himself

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mutual aid urgently needed 

Hey, I'm a domestic abuse survivor who's been working on getting my life together, progress is going but I'm still not in a stable place yet.

I'm doing my best, but while I'm looking for a new job, I'm not able to cover my living expenses, and my rent is due at the end of the day. Right now I'm short £100. Any help would be greatly appreciated:

paypal.me/mutantstandard

Severance S2E8 

Apple TV on twitter posted high res screenshots so now I can read that Harmony Cobel was in the Goat Husbandry Club at school

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