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The Netherlands is grabbing a land way over to Britain in order to ask them WTF is wrong with them personally

*German in America in a restaurant*
"I'd like to pay... Oh wait..." *gets out a huge sheet of paper which lists all acceptable percentages of tipping in the USA without being lynched or something*

I just talked to someone who literally thinks it is a good idea to run outdated OS as a company 'cause security firms hurr durr'

@soft_chomps@glitch.social someone warm up da sherk

Also what happened to Mastodon, it's huge suddenly

How smart do you have to be to become an investor in the USA? 🤔

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