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Remember when everyone played Pokémon Go?
That's when Team Mystic started its rule!

@esp I am offended that there are people who want to hunt foxes to kill them, and not for snuggles!

I support the idea to give every family the opportunity to rename their family, so we won't get flooded by Meiers and Müllers anymore here in Germany

Pokémon and gore 

Why do you even send your pokemon to the professor if you can just make the candy with your own grinder? 🤔​

Sex on a plane 

@Gaypow mile high-yena club

@Siphonay@octodon.social your pun is not the yellow from the egg, in fact, it's quite under the pig

nsfw 

@Gaypow it's a slang for dick, cock... whatever you would like to call it :P

@Gaypow For any spanish speakers, this is an incredibly lewd sentence

What is easier? Changing your sleep rythm or the timezone you live in?

People should play the Pokémon healing jingle randomly in hospitals

@esp @pebbles@toot.lynxpebbles.me It's Molynx the System Administrator! Codename: Mosys! They are here to give us the ten commandments of the internet!

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