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When the Witnesses of Jehovah knock on your door and you convert them to your own religion instead.
Persuation: 100

EDIT: DAT TYPO

Utopia is when Gregor Gysi gets himself a Mastodon account

Applied socialism: When someone brings candy in class and everyone has the unique opportunity to remove all the crowns from their teeth with those nimm2 chewing bonbons

Mastodon's current state = weirdness^furries * toots

the common furry exchanges their best porn pics with others if its species to build up relationships

How do you defend yourself from being recruited into the US army? Just say "Sorry, I am Transgender"

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Should I get myself a Pokémon account for my feraligatr?

Why is the modern American youth so obsessed with the German language?

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