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I need a highspeed railway from Berlin to Paris, to see all those cute French fursuit on the Champ de Mars

I approve of the new users, as shitposting becomes more fun exponentially the more people can see it :P

If I ever get my own office, I will stuff it full of rubber ducks for the real programming aura

Duolingo uses the Sphinx as a symbol for the Arabic language. I hear the Egyptian deities screaming in agony from here xD

Once upon an afternoon dreary
as i tooted calm and cheery,
Over many a quaint and curious tootstorm
of memeetic lore
While I nodded, scrolling, reading,
suddenly there came a beeping,
as of someone gently greeting
fleeting at my instance door

"Tis some softfrien," I murmured, "favving at my memms most poor.
Only this, and nothing more"

Narrator: It wasn't. It was boosts. :]

there we go back to regularly scheduled unlisted toots again.

Welcome to Mastodon everyone who just joined here. Guessing you're here from hellbird (Twitter), and I'd like to say hallo! I don't often look at the local (or federated) timelines for that matter, because ...it's a bit noisy for me ._.;

But I hope you stick around and find good friends and have a good time. ^^ Okay, have fun!

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