Adalwin Amillion @AdalwinAmillion@awoo.space

"What do you mean I have to inform my passengers to fasten their seatbelts BEFORE doing 40 barrel rolls with the whole Boeing 747?"

I have a new game: twitch joins @codl 's instance

conspiracy theory of the day #2: planes don't actually fly. They stay stationary and every scene in air is actually the loading environment for the warp which you are actually using

STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

human faces are kinda boring

what if gods are just beings living in the fourth dimension and we do not live in a reality but rather something made up by them to enjoy, like the sims or so

I like the surprised reactions of furries when I find out their telegram usernames

what do you mean you cannot impregnate all the girls in town?! D:

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please be kind to @Fabi@slime.global

Nagito Komaeda, you creepy piece of fuck

ない！ない！

@kellerfuchs ~ 1/( @tom )

Foxes cannot exist on their own. There must always be an anti-fox to keep the fox's existence stable

it's quite calming playing the first movement of beethoven's moonlight sonata at night

how did irrational numbers become a math running gag on the internet?

Evolution is a concept so basic you can use it to build bots

sorry for the wall of text, but I really like this story

They rushed in a flight teacher in time so they could tell him how to land the plane somehow. He tried a few times but succeeded in the end. When they asked him whether or not he needed anything he said: "yeah, I just need a drink" or something like that. When he finally succeeded in landing without dying, he wanted to learn how to fly and he got his pilot's license now. (2)