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4 Word Horror Story 

People still use Twitter

US politics, Too real four word horror story 

Donald Trump is president.

I got a dentist appointment tomorrow and I really don't wanna go but I force myself to go.

"Stell dir vor, es ist Sozialismus und keiner geht weg!"
"Imagine, it's socialism and nobody leaves!"

Christa Wolf, November 4th 1989, Berlin Alexanderplatz.

People compete for rank #1 on duolingo. THIS CANNOT STAND

I'm building things with Lego at school and the damn motor is just too fast.

*nobody is on*
Arise, ye tooters from your slumber!

What if dragons are just parasites that are too big for everyone's body? 🤔​

I only keep orange website notifications on for the ridiculous headlines

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Do Not Open This CW 

Would you be interested in a trade agreement with England?

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