Crowned Rat @CrownedRat@awoo.space

"popumon" as the monstrous version of popufur. *Shudder* I hate that my brain came up with this.

Just like tieflings are mortals with fiendish blood/ancestry/touch, here are my canon -touched suitable for any setting of mine you play in:
- Aasimar: celestial
- Dragonborn: dragon
- Genasi: elemental
- Changeling: doppelganger
- Shifter: lycanthrope
- Kalashtar: aberration
- Half-elf: any fey

And it's not just humans. Do you want to play an orc who was born during an elemental conflux? Go genasi, my friend!

I'm really enjoying my Economics class. It's unwittingly giving me proof why cooperation is vital if we are to survive as a species.

Currently taking bets on how the Ravnica plot will affect the ladies of MtG:
- Lavinia will end up in Jace's harem.
- Vraska will be fridged for Jace's ManPain™.
- Kaya was brought only to be killed/maimed, thus showing Bolas is "being serious".
- Liliana will be the damsel in distress for Gideon or Jace to save.

The McElroy Brothers have named this year "Frankensteinteen: Become the monster".

No excuses. This new year, you're all getting monstersonas.

I don't consider myself "Kitchen Witch", but it's telling how my preferred magical ingredients are all things like salt, honey, bread and aromatic herbs.

So naturally they'd consider the idea of a lowly goblin possessing a spark as a waste of a precious resource. One that would be better off in someone worthy like the multiplanar fantasy equivalent of Elon Musk.

Because of course something as rare as a planeswalker spark would be considered an exploitable resource, one reserved for "the elite".
Still working on a name but I'd want folks of all mana colors in this group, depending on whom they consider "of merit".
☀️White: the noblest.
💧Blue: the smartest.
💀Black: the most ambitious.
🔥Red: the most passionate.
🌳Green: the strongest.
♾Colorless: the richest.

Been watching some MtG lore videos and I was struck at how transference of the planeswalker spark was a viable thing.
Pondering creating a villainous group for Ikko to oppose. One based on the twisted idea of the meritocracy: a group of 'walkers who take sparks and give them (read: sell them) to those whom they deem "worthy".

Tired: Furry Friends.
Wired: Beasties!

Breakfast was scrambled eggs with stinky Norwegian cheese. That thing is potent but oddly enough the flavor is quite mild. All bark and no bite, I guess.

"Strikes are dumb. Look at all the innocent, hard-working folks being hurt because of the whim of a handful of greedy people!"

OH HONEY, THEN LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS THING CALLED CAPITALISM!

This article is really good:
https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/samkeeper-10262017-romancing-the-tome-magic-story-vs-queer-shipping

All snark aside, my problem with Jace Beleren is that he is the MtG equivalent of the Ready Player One protagonist.
He is there to act as the stand-in for the stereotypically nerdy cishet men that MtG considers their audience. The fact that he's suffered no real repercussions for his loathsome actions (aside self-pity), waxes poetically about how terrible his life is despite being hailed by Azor (the lawfulest and goodest sphinx of all) as Ravnican Jesus and has a string of Hot Potential Girlfriends fawning over him every damn story is just more proof of his status as Ready Planeswalker One.

I miss having a tarot deck.

Dunking on sad excuses for humanity like Ant Boy on the birdsite is fun, but the real joy is in deplatforming them. Ridicule has always been a tool against petty tyrants, but it's nothing if we can't take away their power.

I wonder how easy it could be to become an ordained minister.

You know what terrifies me? That because a vaguely left-wing (who still won by courting the nastiest of right-wingers) politician won the elections, the "centrists" are going to embrace the alt-right like they always do.