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Insults 

I thought of an insult:
"You're the lime-flavored candy in the bowl. You're always there but nobody really wants you."

Apologies to folks who actually like lime-flavored candies.

Finally gave in and made a private mastodon account where I can be lewd. Because even in a place like this I'm afraid to publicly be myself.

Me, every time I handle raw eggs or chicken: 🎶You could catch salmonella! Ella ella ella! Eh eh eh!🎶

Getting back into M:tG has made remember just how much or an influence its lore had on me.

Seriously considering making a private AD account here in Mastodon. But since it would probably just be my thoughts on butts and shitposting @lukyuki every hour, is it even worth it?

"Hey Koki, now that you're a student in Germany, do you run with a pretzel in your mouth while late for class?"

I resent the stereotype. First off, I walk because I'm never late. Secondly, it's a full pork schnitzel in my mouth because a goblin needs his protein. :ms_goblin:

YES! This is one of the reasons I fought tooth and claw to be in this Masters!

Facebook is terrible but it's at least allowed us to thoroughly and conclusively debunk the cultural myth that wisdom comes with age

Planeswalkersona! Meet Ikko Firewords the goblin mystic. He's got a talent for bringing others to his side with passionate speeches and blue-red sorcery. 💙❤️

Giving the birdsite another try after muting certain words and unfollowing some people.
"But Koki, that'll just leave your timeline full of thirsty furries and queer monsters!"
THAT'S THE GOAL!

"The idea that the shareholder value approach naturally wants to maximize the stakeholder value is only true in a comparative situation when the different stakeholder groups (shareholders, employees, suppliers, the public) are balanced in power."

Goddamn it, yes! Thank you, professor! This needs to be drilled into everyone's heads if we are to address the problem of corporate greed.

Last night I got to show my decks off to @lukyuki and they didn't let me down!

On today's D&D:
Me (DM): The poltergeist has smashed through your larder and has used the sausage links to write a message. It reads "GET OUI".
PCs: Get what?
DM: After a simple Insight check you realize it was trying to write "GET OUT" but unfortunately ran out of sausages.

The desks in this lecture hall were not made for chunky goblins in mind. If I don't suck in my gut, it ends up resting on it!

‪Wanna read the first chapter of #iHunt: The Chosen One? If the answer is yes, then you’re in luck! ‬Also this is my new website. So you should totally RSS that shit if you’re into, you know, RSSing cool things.

‪http://oliviahill.tokyo/2018/10/18/ihunt-the-chosen-one-first-excerpt/‬

Capitalism, bad people 

I know the response is "Well, what were you expecting?" but it still bums me out that our Entrepreneurship class gleefully quotes Sam Walton on its presentations.

Is it too hard to find entrepreneurs that aren't terrible people? (Rhetorical question, by the way)

So there's a new Mystery Skulls video and I've already watched it 10 times. There's something about MS's animation that speaks to me.

Created for Orctober. His name is Balam and he is based off the world of Battle chef Brigade. I tried, unsuccessfully, to replicate the art style of the game XD.

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