doephin @Doephin@awoo.space
That doephin (Phoenix-D) you might know. Sometimes NFSW but always tagged when so. More of that over at doephinad@dragon.style
Joined Jun 2017
Storytelling prompt that just came to mind. You live in the Fallout universe, it's October 2077. You just invented a time machine. You know war is coming, so it's time to prevent Jud- Total Atomic Annihilation. What do you do?
(the person who helped you invent it said "invent the transitor earlier" caused something he time traveled to prevent that made YOUR universe, so don't do it)
stupid religion jokes
"Behold I am the lamb of god!"
"You came back as a goat."
"DAMNIT!"
doephin
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Also, reminder, Bandcamp United which is currently trying to get Epic to recognize their employee union is asking people to participate in a letter-writing campaign. See thread ending here: https://mastodon.social/@bandcampunited@union.place/110136325424803596
They are *not* asking for a boycott (not every labor action is a boycott). They are actively encouraging people to buy music and support Bandcamp artists:
https://mastodon.social/@bandcampunited@union.place/110153471855195558
Also remember if you buy music on Bandcamp today (Bandcamp Friday) Epic does not get paid anyway so, lol
I kind of wish the Mario movie started with just a world record speedrun, then credits. Let the entire movie be a mid-credits scene :D
Hah, Google's spam bots blocked a message from...Google.
Soreth talking to the dog : "You had an opportunity and went for the human food." Dog: *burp*
If I didn't see it I would call it bad comedy. For the dog I've had that least understands English this guy has amazing comedic timing
First time I've heard bald eagles in the wild. if you've never heard them look it up it's hilarious
they flew right over the end of the park, maybe 18 feet up :D
today at the dog park: Parker being used as a hurdle, and a pair of bald eagles in a tree just outside the park
Cherry bloom spot!
Holy shit the dog actually chased something:D
in which the doephin is a dumbass (ph -)
Felt like ass this entire weekend. Went to take my ashma medicine this morning, checked how many doses are left
0.
Oh. When did I fill that? The 11th? That lasts...a month...FUCK. Yes audience I HAVE been taking pulls from an empty inhaler and getting a lungful of whatever-gunk-is-left-over for like two weeks. Go me. >.<
doephin
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Extremely cursed errata, found in a @hackaday thread:
“All parts exhibit unintended restart behavior, typically between 45 second to 5 minutes after first power up. The restart behavior occurs once per device through its lifetime and does not occur again after first power up.”
https://ww1.microchip.com/downloads/aemDocuments/documents/APID/ProductDocuments/Errata/MCP16311-Family-Data-Sheet-Errata-DS80000983A.pdf
out of context thought
"Commissions are sorcery speed they don't use the stack."
two missions later payback comes in the form of me getting *thrashed*. I dropped three mechs including a heavy on the other side, but two of mine had to eject in the process. And the remaining three enemies were untouched.
Cue running screaming for the evac point, then the game showing me the salvage I got none of just to rub it in..
and then the next turn Behemoth head-shots and kills an Orion in a Shadowhawk. o.O This mission went from AAAAA CRAAAAP to major payday real fast.
Current Battletech playthrough: Decker solo'd a Marauder in a light mech. Firestarters are very, very painful :D
vacation shenanigans
all I did was LOOK at the monofin and the body's balance went "oh ok we're on a boat now" staaap
I am happy and full of pizza
vacation shenanigans
I broke my dragon today!
Once with the word "hat"
That doephin (Phoenix-D) you might know. Sometimes NFSW but always tagged when so. More of that over at doephinad@dragon.style
Joined Jun 2017
