doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

Bunch of crows just about crashed a bald eagle right in front of the hous just now o.o

Game design thing that one wondered at:

Why do the Souls games have levels? it seems to make their design space harder in that you have to communicate to the player "you're under leveled " or "you aren't doing this right" instead of just the later

Last night's dreams featured among other things catching rabies from a school field that had.. tunneling hamsters? and then whipping up a treatment at burger king using the factorio UI.

ok brain. sure.

Not a page later:

"It’s like waiting for Christmas. You always know there’s going to be a delicious gift box of throat punching on the other end.”"

From the short story I'm reading now:

"“I did like the wording on the Holy Ritual of Look It’s Another Goddamn Cattle Ranch,”"

Elon gave Terry Pratchett a blue checkmark on Twitter, which says the account has "verified his phone number".

so imagine:

Elon's phone ringing No caller ID. Annoyed, he silences it. It keeps ringing. He turns the phone off. *It keeps ringing*. He picks up. On the other end of the line

"HELLO. I HAVE A COLLECT CALL FOR YOU FROM A MR. PRATCHETT. HE IS VERY INSISTENT YOU TAKE IT."

I have seen this painting so many times over the years and somehow today is the first time I noticed the boats
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Wave_off_Kanagawa

Storytelling prompt that just came to mind. You live in the Fallout universe, it's October 2077. You just invented a time machine. You know war is coming, so it's time to prevent Jud- Total Atomic Annihilation. What do you do?

(the person who helped you invent it said "invent the transitor earlier" caused something he time traveled to prevent that made YOUR universe, so don't do it)

"Behold I am the lamb of god!"
"You came back as a goat."
"DAMNIT!"

I kind of wish the Mario movie started with just a world record speedrun, then credits. Let the entire movie be a mid-credits scene :D

Hah, Google's spam bots blocked a message from...Google.

Soreth talking to the dog : "You had an opportunity and went for the human food." Dog: *burp*

If I didn't see it I would call it bad comedy. For the dog I've had that least understands English this guy has amazing comedic timing

First time I've heard bald eagles in the wild. if you've never heard them look it up it's hilarious

they flew right over the end of the park, maybe 18 feet up :D

today at the dog park: Parker being used as a hurdle, and a pair of bald eagles in a tree just outside the park

Cherry bloom spot!

Holy shit the dog actually chased something:D

Felt like ass this entire weekend. Went to take my ashma medicine this morning, checked how many doses are left

0.

Oh. When did I fill that? The 11th? That lasts...a month...FUCK. Yes audience I HAVE been taking pulls from an empty inhaler and getting a lungful of whatever-gunk-is-left-over for like two weeks. Go me. >.<