doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

~She's our daughter from the future
and she stole my time machine
guess that's proves she's pretty clever
you can blame it on good genes~

Seanan McGuire makes the strangest catchy as fuck lyrics :D

Bored evening thought: If you have a gathering where among the participants is every single variation on religious or cultural food restriction, does there exist a single dish everyone can eat?

(ignoring for the moment "x religion can't eat with y" and the like- just the food itself)

Accidental dog comedy:

Soreth gave Parker a rawhide for dinner, then came in to say hi before heading out to game.

Parker believes we must be SUPERVISED when interacting. He also apparently believes in eating his bone in private.

Result? He charged down the hall with his bone, eyed us, then turned around and went back down the hall. Repeat 5x as the indecision over which priority to follow continued. :D

Installing Windows and all my stuff, and I forgot how gross the Internet feels sans adblocker these days.

I am tired enough my facial nerves are going on strike.

Dude that just walked by in the airport sounded *exactly* like Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons

Soreth, as a cover of Misty Mountains plays: "Now I'm imagining dwarves singing Sound Of Silence"

me: cues up Gregorian cover of same

Soreth: "Did this exist 20 seconds ago?!"

The downside of the Mauna Kea visitors center drive though- other people didn't understand "turn off your headlights", blinding us repeatedly. It was cold, and the air was so thin. Just walking to the visitors center was a chore at first!

and the drive to/from was TERRIFYING. Steep enough that pedal to the floor got me 40 on the way up, idiots kept riding my ass on the way down. and the rental had shit wiper blades

but the stars...! I saw the milky way even, faintly

ok no pics yet

Today was a late start so we "only" hiked a high altitude forest along the saddle road (gorgeous), visited an active volcano and set the telescope to marvel and share (amazing) and drove up a second volcano to park at 9000 feet and stargaze

that last was...words fail. we didn't expect much with the clouds, but we got through them and were treated to the most amazing landscape even before getting to the visitors center

and then SO MANY STARS. and moon and planets and!

Snorkeling summary: HOLY FUCK

Night snorkel with 6!? manta rays. Who btw have no concept of "personal space" so they came within inches of us repeatedly. (and kept running into each other lol)

It was also a near private tour, just us and two others

pics tomorrow, tonight is shower then flop @.@

Went to the "gently sloping" trail again today. Had to bail shortly in. Thanks COVID!

Drive was pretty as always though. Stopped at an L&L bbq on the way back, and had lunch with so..many . chicken.

"You gonna drop that?"

then, lazy day before snorkeling tonight. And pretty sunsets!

Also fun fact: most beach sand is fish shit

One lightly roasted doephin

also the worst form of gender affirmation: dude being creepy to me

Yesterday was chill, getting gear, showing Tril the island, relaxing after flight day.

today was snorkeling! Captain monument on the Hawai'i island is a good snorkel spot a bunch of boats go to. always fun

Also much easier for me to use my monofin off a boat haha

13.5 hours door to door, not bad at all

(I'm just gonna use this for vacation stuff so you all can skip it if you want)

rainier peeking above the clouds! kind of a hard shot it was behind us and to the left.