doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

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Random wondering of the day: Does anyone use "centigram"? I always see either gram or milligram.

Actually centi and hecto seem to get skipped a lot in general. I've only ever seen the later in "hectares" which...doesn't actually use it, just looks like it does

Brain apparently decided today was Crossover Day, as the last dream of the night featured dragging a corpus-infected Joker into the Underdark which looked more like Hell from Good Omens but better lit

Scene: the Warhammer 40k universe. An inquisitor. A very, very angry inquisitor.

Because the Culture found this universe and assigned him a slap-drone. So every ten seconds or so a loud noise plays that drowns out whatever he has to say and there's dozens of half-melted pistols around from his attempts to shoot the thing.

"EMPEROR PROTECT"

"No, that's my job. Would you like some tea?"

Tonight in stupid dog things:

-ambulance goes by
-coyotes start howling at the siren
-dog initially starts howling back then goes wait NO THOSE GUYS SUCK and barks demanding to be let outside

Conservatives: "we can't change the healthcare system or we'll be like the Europeans with their waiting lists!"

actual US healthcare: referred to cardiologist in July, they are "ready to schedule" two months later for an appointment in May.

Oh and there's only one hospital system that isn't owned by religious fanatics

Things that pop to mind unbidden:

A bunch of Star Wars clone soldiers trying and failing to understand "yo mamma" jokes

Went out to the kitchen to see the most bedraggled crow taking a bath. Somehow they had mud smeared from back of head to mid-back.

"So, what god will you stand before when you die?"

"Wait, what? You guys still follow that heresy?"

"WHAT?! Do you not believe in the gods?"

"I do! But that's not how it works. The gods embody the facets of one part of things. The Lord of Poems has no interest in judging a person's soul, the afterlife isn't *for* us."

"Then why..."

"We're composites. We're multiple things in one. That's why we exist. The gods find the idea of a being that's not A Singular Idea personified endlessly fascinating. Your life here is a reward and a way of...sorting which gods you'd like to spend time with in the after, and which gods would enjoy playing with you."

"I am so confused."

TIL "extra armpit nipple" is in fact an option the human character generator can roll.

This drive also featured the line "Fuck that's a switchback not a scenic turnout"

(they built a *lot* of turnouts into the curves, because hey this way if someone overshoots a curve they don't..cliff.)

Toon comedy I haven't seen though *someone* has to have used:

grabbing someone's dialog bubble and beating them with it

We have seen the giant sculpture of a crow eating fries!

and many other things but that was most recent

TFW that's the road you'll be on in a half mile somehow

all hail switchbacks!

Beaten out by a random inflatable eyeball

Today's dubious sounding business seen on the side of the road:

"Budget Batteries"

also for some reason you can't use revivify scrolls on non party members, which is a real "Phoenix down stops working in cutscenes" feel