-If you fail a captcha you get tf'd into a robot
-'You must be this tall to ride' signs indicate what your height will be when you walk by them
-If a bunch of people start to pet you a bunch you'll turn into a cuddly cat, especially if they rub your belly
-If you go to a bar and order the hair of the dog that bit you, you'll get something that makes you a werewolf
-Lots of kisses on cheeks+neck is a ditzification tf trigger.

-Thorough stretching
-A really good massage
-Relaxing in a hot tub for a lil too long
-Drink just a lil too much water
-Jell-O
-Getting one of those scalp massages that feel really good and kinda make you zone out
-"Falling" into a slimegirl/boy
-Going down on a slimegirl/boy
-Interacting with slimegirls/boys in general, really
-Drinking like twenty different witch potions at once. It's kinda like the color brown for paints, if you add enough tf triggers it averages to slime

@fluxom_alt my years of hitting every flavor in the soda fountain and then pounding the resulting hi-fructose cocktail have prepared me for this moment

@distressedegg
I'm picturing you shotgunning a series of increasingly pungent and concerning potions to the mounting horror of onlookers and it seems v on-brand for you.