DUMB fic, toxic masculinity is amazingly fragile and this is kinda lewd.
"Brooo-"
"I said don't fucking do that!" He snapped, trying to look at anything -ANYTHING- other than his friend right now.
"Sorry just, I've neve-"
"We agreed, God damn it dude!" He never thought it would come to this, but the witch's curse was very clear. Jeff had to cum by midnight, or he'd die.
Of course she had to also make his arms not work.
"G-greg, thanks dude. You're saving my li-iii--ife!"
Greg just kept pumping, determination on his face as he found just the right spot on the wall to stare at that he could focus more on his task.
"Fuck, dude! N-N... No hommmooooooooo!"
Jeff's curse was lifted.
They brofisted, after Greg used more soap on his hand than he'd ever used before. Resuming their beers and Call of Duty night.
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@Draekos you were that witch, huh?
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@Draekos you're welcome
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@fluxom_alt @Draekos I was about to say, "thank you for not removing that rainbow, so I know exactly who this is."
DUMB fic, toxic masculinity is amazingly fragile and this is kinda lewd.
@Draekos In my headcanon, a following scene is that Jeff admits he wasn't cursed at all, and Greg responds with "I know, bro"
"bro..."
"I love you, bro..."
"Bro!"
And then they kiss.
re: DUMB fic, toxic masculinity is amazingly fragile and this is kinda lewd.
@chimerror then passionately pull back, a string of saliva between them.
And a simultaneous, sensual whisper of "no homo"
re: DUMB fic, toxic masculinity is amazingly fragile and this is kinda lewd.
@Draekos "no, yes homo"
re: DUMB fic, toxic masculinity is amazingly fragile and this is kinda lewd.
@chimerror read out slowly, as the book closes like the end of some disney movie.
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I'm sorry.
If you actually read that rushed piece of trash, I'm sorry.
All the homo.