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tired: sleeping after drinking no coffee
wired: sleeping after drinking too much coffee

(Seriously, espresso shots make me so fucking nappy)

@Draekos
Solution: move on to harder drugs.
I recommend jumping up and down and singing Aqua songs at the top of your lungs.
Aqua songs are the hardest drug.

@Irick @Draekos I think I'd give that mantle to a strong opiate imo, but meth might be a contender

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