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🤳 eye contact 

I'm here, I'm queer, I'm about to nap on a plane

lewd @ darksouls boss 

Get myself a girlfriend who can look this good while demolishing my butt

🤳 

Successful new hair! Although wish it was a bit longer in the front? Next time!

Feeling like... Actually good!

furry trash, it me. 

Gods why am I this kind of garbage?

(But damn that pillow's comfy)

The Quiet Year 

The squirrelmens conquered the the shoe'ligarchy. There's anti-mutant-TF nanites in all the water.

The people up north just fucked off in a big boat.

Stacey escaped, but died in the snow.

Much blood was spilled over the
S Q U I R R E L M A C H I N E .

I think we played this game right.

Out of context Quiet Year 

"Stacey you bitch! How dare you kill the Quietest Boy!?"

An in depth review of Roadqueen: Eternal Roadtrip To Love 

Read it. It very gay, it very wholesome, BIKES.

🥗 📷 

Made some sweet potatoe fries with some ranch dip (on recommendation ❤️ ) and a 'salad' thats just some spinach and sliced strawberries and a vinaigrette.

And A treat for Pemka <3 🥗 🐦

Re: last night's posts, lewd character stuff 

Unnamed, uncolored. But a snowleopard-cockatiel gryphon with some dwolaite in there too.

Also, like, I meant to draw her with teats there, but yep that's a sheef and balls now (and more teats in there too)

We commence our ritual, not on the promised pea milk, but the soul of the future generation.

I will have to contemplated the microcosm of our parents I have created in this cup.

And a cookie, because fuck you I'm worth it.

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Speaking of hateful. I use the scale for my coffee in front of the keurig and espresso machine, both of which take up prime counter space and are never used.

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I'm my time of need I gaze about. We have not the power to travel to the safe pastures if almond milk, or the homelands of the cow.

No I turn to those who have travelled with me. I loot the supplies of those who will come after me. The "MRE leftovers" box.

Some brave survivor has sacrificed their creamed coffee for mine.

Thank you, brave soldier.

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Dumb 40k joke, 💅 

Cadia fell before the guards did.

2 weeks of this one polish job and MY NAIL BROKE to be the first damage its taken.

I refuse to buy wine that's more than 12 bucks without good reason.... But like. Damn.

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