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commission idea, tf 

Commission idea:

Mafia boss says "and now you get to sleep with the fishes" pulling a lever opening a door beneath the other person.

In falls the person as they are caught by countless shark girls, who TF them into a shark girl as well, and then they all sleep together snuggling

re: Darkly cursed truth 

@Motodrachen I wish there were new AC games, 4/For Asnwer had good controls but gods are Nexts just... wrong.

re: Darkly cursed truth 

Being trans POC is the Dark Souls of existence, with invasions always on.

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Darkly cursed truth 

Being trans is the Dark Souls of existence.

me:

me: huh, maybe I'm getting on top of t-

life: sit down mother fucker here's more problems.

Terms and usage. 

@SamIO gods I wish I had a good answer. LGBTQ is such a mouthful.

Terms and usage. 

I kinda want to stop using gay as an umbrella term for queer.

Even if, "help I'm gay" still rolls better than "help I'm queer"

re:Actual MTGWAR spoiler, I'm serious 

@fluxom_alt as someone who knows nothing about MTG these days, I'm so happy to know there's actually like... REAL lire people care about and confirm is queer

garlicposting 

"True love means never having to say you're sorry."

Wrong, bitch.

True love is sharing garlic bread.

Lewd desert conversation 

"I have eaten the secondary clitoris"

re: Hrt 

@SilviaFox@sleeping.town
they don't call it the devil's breathmint for nothing young lady.

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