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@IrisKalmia she goes after the cables on the desk. I see myself getting wireless keyboard and speakers in future <_<

🐦 💌 

Pulled the trigger on a pack of good foods for Pemka, since my car is still in the shop <_<

oh man I feed this bird better than I feed me.

Also I love the little bag of toys, can't wait to cover my desk in them to keep her from destroying more cables.

🐦 🤳 

Look who finally had a bath, after like, 2 weeks of refusing to :V

re: Trans girls talking (lewd) 

[Laughing]
"I was called a high powered dick sucking machine."
~The Guilty Party.

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re: Trans girls talking (lewd) 

@efi Right?

@nyamelia talking about a friend of ours

Trans girls talking (lewd) 

"She's like a vampire, but for dicks."

re: Fate update 

@Draekos Probably without, but this seems like it warrants experimentation.

LATE NIGHT fate 

"how many resistance members do I need to attain daddyhood?"

Fate continues 

It is a cultured horse and it seems through your ruse.

Fate update 

"he is a horse, and has the physic... Of a horse. It'll be difficult to judo throw him."

Fate update 

He's so frustrated, but to be fair, we're all high, we're confused too.

Gotta love being the guardian of a gate for a civilization long forgotten.... And 4 assholes show up and clearly fail all the tests from the get go.

Oh and After 2 of us left the weird dream realm, then, THEN the shonin protagonist decided to fistfight a night mare.

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Fate update 

We're confusng and pissing off somekind of demigod? He's very upset, and would like is to leave but we can't wake up.

Fate update 

I've ended up in a rave fueled orgy? The abduction support group has broke down to talking anout if pancakes would burn better with or without syrup

Fate update 

"ah yes. Our love of science. Let us cling to it in this world of pain."

@BestGirlGrace @Balina

anyway here's Murdermaid

I'm also tagging @distressedegg into this line of conversation since I'm shamelessly stealing her flag idea too

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