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me, no longer drink a LOT of water every day: huh, why do I feel horrible again?

me, writing this post: fucking idiot.

Ladies, I need some advice 

Where to am buy panties?

my draw is full of La Senza, but a few need replacing and as nice as 7for$35, their online listings are really bleh lately.

commission idea, tf 

Commission idea:

Mafia boss says "and now you get to sleep with the fishes" pulling a lever opening a door beneath the other person.

In falls the person as they are caught by countless shark girls, who TF them into a shark girl as well, and then they all sleep together snuggling

re: Darkly cursed truth 

Being trans POC is the Dark Souls of existence, with invasions always on.

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Darkly cursed truth 

Being trans is the Dark Souls of existence.

me:

me: huh, maybe I'm getting on top of t-

life: sit down mother fucker here's more problems.

Terms and usage. 

I kinda want to stop using gay as an umbrella term for queer.

Even if, "help I'm gay" still rolls better than "help I'm queer"

garlicposting 

"True love means never having to say you're sorry."

Wrong, bitch.

True love is sharing garlic bread.

Lewd desert conversation 

"I have eaten the secondary clitoris"

DnD update 

*roll dice*
You recognize the elf dick

DnD update 

A discussion of the emotional differences between a sack and a bag.

so i may have been learning how to make cool images like this for the last few days.

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