➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

Just to hopefully not have more people need to point it out <3

THIS BEING SAID, the Switch does seem to actually have some good games, I dunno, I might need to get one of my own once I'm not living in an apartment containing 2 already.

Heck me up inside;
Heck me up inside;
Call me names and heecck me in the dark;
Bid my blush to rise;
Before I cum.

So admission:
I never have owned a nintedo console other than a second hand grey brick from my older sister.

Sometimes I'm sad I don't have the kind of nostalgia people do the old titles.

But no, I get to intstead trashpost about the fact DK, Banjo and Crash Bandicoot are all the same fucking dude in different outfits.

DK PUT ON SOME PANTS YOU MONSTER

I don't understand this new Crash Bandicoot lore. When did Aku Aku become a bird?

(Never played a crash game, so I dunno)

Kazooie, and his stead/occasional abuser Banjo.

(For serious though, Kazooie looks like he does most of the attacks? I never played the games, is this like... on point?)

Me: Make your own furry ahegao shirt.

Me: ...........but that work tho!

Me: I want one of those super trashy ahegao hoodies.

Me: I want to be sure the art ON said hoodie is actually being used with permission of the original artist.

You: but kos, you're single
Me: 40-60 years, my friend.

Me + one of my many very queer highly lesbian polycule + 40-60 years:

https://i.imgur.com/xykTKCO.gifv

So you ever like, have something you NEED to make or else depression eats at you?

Yeah same. My OLD DnD (Pathfinder actually) monster slayer turned demonic dragon creature was wanting attention.

I feel even more depressed after finishing it but hey, here you go.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1C7JHz0G8phiWgopulq2obW1hGsxQlRDDfltdcQQ6OYw/edit

Me: Well, I've slept like complete garbage for the last 3 days now. Kinda eh mood, let's see some cute pokemon lewds I guess.

Birdsite: rainbow capitalism, people bothsidesing to defend fash, "pick up your trash" after an emergency cancels a parade.

Me: Cool. Cool. Cool and good and cool. Cool.

I have just noticed my bookshelf is approaching a 3 way split of art books, queer comics and EVERYTHING ELSE.

I need more books.

The fact I can't have a tail to do this with IRL is transphobic.

Can I just be lightly ravaged by a cute dommy girl, then have breakfast, then the real ravaging begins?

Is that too much to ask?

I love cute nerds who subpost eachother <3

This space intentionally left gay.

all these responses are just making me feel more validated in this trashpost.