➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

touch
my butt
cowards

and call me cute and a good girl

huh. A lot of my character shorten to the end syllable of their names instead of the start.

Draekos -> Kos
Karkasy -> Kasy
Temirah -> Mirah
Boniface -> Ifay

huh.

If you want to claim this wonderful curse publicly. please do. But anonymity if needed.

I can't one-up this D:

two trans dudes, scissoring while pounding beers and calling eachother bro at least 3 times a sentence.

also, I don't know what it says about me that the 'bro'iest names I could come up with were Jeff and Greg.

I'm sorry.

If you actually read that rushed piece of trash, I'm sorry.

All the homo.

"Brooo-"

"I said don't fucking do that!" He snapped, trying to look at anything -ANYTHING- other than his friend right now.

"Sorry just, I've neve-"

"We agreed, God damn it dude!" He never thought it would come to this, but the witch's curse was very clear. Jeff had to cum by midnight, or he'd die.

Of course she had to also make his arms not work.

"G-greg, thanks dude. You're saving my li-iii--ife!"

Greg just kept pumping, determination on his face as he found just the right spot on the wall to stare at that he could focus more on his task.

"Fuck, dude! N-N... No hommmooooooooo!"
Jeff's curse was lifted.

They brofisted, after Greg used more soap on his hand than he'd ever used before. Resuming their beers and Call of Duty night.

BTW:

Utes are now
Ditzmobiles.

And I want one (still)

Musk and Bezos are in a race to see who can make the world be Shadowrun the fastest.

Without empowering punks, of course.

Same tho 👀

I... I can't see a single lie in this.

*glances at 99% finished KorpsFic*
*glances at mutliple untouched comic plans*
*glances at 2 twine gaames, unfinished*
*glances at plans of a tarot deck*
*glances at picrew thingy*
*glances at return of poor sleep from stress and anxiety*

.....yeah I can start a new project <_<

"Welcome to your Doritos Cataclysm, hero."
~ @Electrum

So many of my friends are cute and I love seeing selfies of them and I wanna snuggle them and I hate that they can't see themselves as pretty.

Gosh why do they want selfies of me, I'm so ugly tho D:

Cerbekweh

"I could be your left hand.... I.. could... which ever hand you use to masturbate. I wanna be that hand."

@Electrum 's pitch to be given some authority.