➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

"I have eaten the secondary clitoris"

*roll dice*
You recognize the elf dick

A discussion of the emotional differences between a sack and a bag.

okay sure I know I'm late paying taxes but rolled out of bed (early?!) had a shower and fucking did the damn thing? Took me a while to find her office (spa turned office space), but like...

I had everything together. I looked nice, only thing I needed to pull out my phone on was to double check on my ex's birthday (I was right, but every time I say it I get a ping of 'no that's wrong')

I...Is this what being an adult should feel like? I'm sitting here with like, a nice mixed bowl thing.... man I wish life felt like this more often.

it turns out @Beth_Roach in fact IS okay with being pinged as responsible for that quote.

"Just you wait. Soon there will be vore of blackhole-chan and earth-chan."

Is... is madness. Fucking madness. I couldn't imaging telling myself even 5 years ago this would be the kind of conversations I have with my friends.

for real though, thank you <3 been trying hard to get ontop of depression again, today really helped that confidence

Me:
I feel bad and look bad.

Me, after a haircut:
h-

Alla'yall:
CUTE THO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

<3

it me, the sleebity lesb

Successful new hair! Although wish it was a bit longer in the front? Next time!

Feeling like... Actually good!

Every Shindanmaker I've ever seen has been rude to me :<

Don't force people to sobersit you without consent.

Especially not in an open voice chat where you're talking over people trying to talk.

Druidcraft can "bloom" seeds.

Used on a 'm'lady' bard harassing our lady bard.

He bloomed, in his pants. IF you get me.

Later did it to him again, and guards.

I've found a use for Druidcraft.

The kobold who murders people by beating them to death just feminismed an NPC into being less of a shitlord about [NPC]'s sister wanting to be an adventurer.

Dope!

You know, that Christ guy is rather okay, a shame about his fandom
~ @Electrum

You ever wonder if chronic depression is just a cosmic horror beyond comprehension finding you cute and trying to flirt?

*Tips cult hood*
M'thulu.