➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

okay, maybe I'd need to wear a thick shirt or something while doing it. fine.

But like, LET ME SNUG THIS SHARK AND RUB THAT SNOOT

I want to hug a shark.

Like, there's several sharksonas (and the people they're connected to) I want to hug

But also like the actual animal?

LET ME HUG A SHARK YOU COWARDS

"You gotta clean your Henry."
~ @Beth_Roach (on Kingdom Come: Deliverance)

Ludonarrative Dissidents.

Shower me: "fuck I should go work on some art when I get out of here."
Desk me: "How about instead we stare at a wall and think about that super late night shadow run game and lose all interest in even touching a pen"

....fuck.

Insurance fraud, shadorun style:

"So. The building burnt down by an act of god, are we agreed?"

[general agreement, the building is still in tact]

"Then you may call me god." *throws match into the kitchen*

I'm still baffled that worked. They even knew the model of hound drones I had used for the heist.

Drones I'd never said I'd returned to my car.

It's a good fucking thing those weren't noticed just hanging out in scene.

"Are you actually freaking out in character, or is she faking it?"

"I DON'T KNOW?! I'm still high on Jazz for the next 30 minutes!!!"

"You're the pompadore kid, they'll finger you as soon as they see you."

We have faked entry, we stole the beef, we stunned the yakuza samuri who showed up to stop us.

And now running an amazing con of being the horrified new guys in the shadow of the pros.

Kinda shouting a repeat of "THE YAKUZA THO" and generally being whiny about being blamed for the crime we absolutely committed.

Where do I even start.

-We need to steal some beef
-From a music studio?
-We decided to fake a band to get in??
-We need multiple runs to get a passable cover
-Johny rolled a 13 on drums. 13 hits. Fucking masterful.
-Josey and the Pussy cats are here and also shadowrun investigators.

"You.
I am naked.
Fetch me a mustache"
later
"Would you like the -sexy- duplicitous dragon domestic drone?"

Exactly 2 hours and 45 minutes into session 1:

The robot character has uttered the phrase "Disgusting Meatbags"

"NO YOU DON'T NEED TO ROLL!

A tactical strap-on will not help in you business meeting!"

Wait.

Being straight is a fetish and it's boring.

Straights shouldn't be allowed to be horny. They only use it for boring breeding fetish content.

Step up your fetish game.

SERIOUSLY THO

Same Energy

Me: The Batman-TMNT cross over is horny.

Rommates: what?

Me: [puts on scene from the movie]

Them: Not everyone is into TF.
Others of them: ??? This isn't sex???

Me: Say that to joker's coils.