Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

My relatives so white we made a ginger spice cake and it was too spicy for them.

This is my niece Ripley. Yes, she is named after Ellen Ripley. Yes, I have already started a power work loader fund for when she grows up.

@Tanuki I think Athena was born out of a head and Mithras was born out of a stone and Venus was born out of sea foam and um... I’m sure some god was born out of a vagina at some point. Krishna?

He’s probably talking about Mithras. His birthday is December 25.

@danielcassidy legit brutal.

@regnskog@octodon.social @Gargron the daddest of actions.

@aggrobadger@mastodon.social he rolled in dirt.

Memes have crossed over and are no longer cool. If you spend time somewhere on the internet where people do memes that get big you aren’t a cool person.

It happened this year I think. Maybe last year? Hard to say exactly.

Slow WiFi is the new low water pressure in the shower of going home for the holidays.

@aggrobadger@mastodon.social

@argp I will. But only if it’s in reasonably wide use commercially currently.

@ddipaola I bet your parents are an mvc2 crowd.

Yo mom yelling “ITS MAHVEL BAYBEEE”

@daylight he’s monogamous with enkidu

@Ratttz when they suppress votes, when they pack courts, or gerrymander the laaaaaand

I simply remember my favorite things and then I don’t feel so bad

@orrery for sure. I’m just saying that “skepticism” is an extreme epistemological claim and modern “skeptics” have nothing to do with actual skepticism at all.

Basically they’re really shitty intellectuals.

@orrery ...whereas a real skeptic would say “we can’t possibly know anything at all” 100% of the time!

Random thought: YouTube “skeptics” are literally the opposite of actual skeptics.

Actual skeptics are much closer to the post modernist ideas YouTube skeptics hate...

Wtf yo.

Always train your baby boomers like you train your dogs, people. Be consistent. Be direct. Make sure there are consequences and rewards. By the book.

Boomers are opportunistic. They’ll take literally everything you let them take.

@PaulaBraydi@snouts.online use exponential back off on your mom. First bad pronoun, 1 week silence, second bad pronoun, 2 week silence. Then 4. Then 8. Then 16.

Tell her why. Then block her number. Unblock after the period ends. Call her up and say hello.

doctors are kind of shit.

If someone comes in with a problem and you do a test and it finds nothing, you fucked up. The person isn’t lying.

https://fox8.com/2018/12/21/a-growing-trend-doctor-tells-parents-their-partially-paralyzed-7-year-old-was-faking-her-symptoms/amp/