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My doctor is... 1 hour late.... at 11am..... *dies*

What do people do about seasonal affective disorder? Can you take meds?

New rule:

You can't call something "bougie" unless it owns a fucking factory.

How did people squat heavy before 70s rock?

Today I remembered that trans enby powerlifting icon Janae Kroc exists and felt extremely blessed 🙏

Fuckin raja yoga 

At 20 min of dharana in the dragon asana a day. My legs are always asleep by the end. Next week, 25 min >.<

This shits hard yo.

@Fuego Teleporting around and throwing fireballs is a rhetorical tactic best used sparingly, but typically after once or twice they get the picture.

Advice on what to do if your family is transphobic at thanksgiving

frustration, health insurance 

FUCKING FUCK BURN OUR HEALTH SYSTEM TO THE GROUND

Vote (threats of violence) 

If you can vote and you don’t vote I will come beat you with rattan sticks.

If you @ me with some bullshit I’m using rebar.

I had enough left over vacation days to take off the entirety of Yule this year and I am so excited about this!!

Feeding this lamen to my sister in law so she’ll have a baby that isn’t a cop.

My nephew is 3 y’all. This shit is on my sister.

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