Hypnadogic Pup @Fuego@awoo.space

Also “are you sure?” Is a question that makes me want to bite someone on the fucking face. Yeah. I’m fucking sure about how I feel at any given moment.

This is the world’s goddamned favorite question when I’m 2 interactions short of a meltdown.

I have like 8 social outing spoons tops. So I go to outings (picnic, beach) with everything I need carry-able by myself in one trip easily so I can fuck off quickly when I need to.

So of course people who bring their entire fucking set of worldly possessions want me to carry half their shit to the other end of the earth for them.

I need a script for some serious sedatives so I don’t cry in public.

I cannot handle people yelling in public.

Today is complete shit.

I blew that dude’s fucking mind.

Streamer: boobs make everything better. Just like imagine if like sheep had boobs. Wouldn’t that be great.

Me: dude. Sheep have boobs. All mammals have boobs.

What terrible thing happened to the brains of people that like daytime talk shows?

The song with the most magickal power is clearly Seven Seas of Rhye.

TIL that bio shock infinite’s Zachary Comstock is based on real life person Anthony Comstock and the setting Columbia is based on the world Colombian exposition (Chicago worlds fair) where he tried to have the belly dancers deported.

Dude bragged of getting 4,000 obscenity convictions and 15 suicides as a volunteer mail worker where he basically just read peoples mail all day.

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There is nothing on this great mother we call Earth that can annoy the fuck out of me faster than a poodle mix.

Miami is officially canceled.

https://youtu.be/nmuwUZfuaeg

I was watching the documentary about the old X-Band device that let you play snes and genesis/mega drive games on line by hotpatching the game's assembly with a passthrough device and I was like: I could completely make that work. But that's not a thing people really need anymore?

The only things my skills are really useful for are like exploit development, updating the code in old space craft / industrial gear, and maybe writing ports of old console and arcade games.

Why do people like this movie...

Yo the songs from frozen wouldn’t even have made it into the straight to VHS sequel of a ashman / Mencken scored Disney film.

It’s 2019. My students can exploit a use after free but they can’t hit a basic stack based overflow without tripping over their respective genitalia.