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Someone post something good and positive plz. Just like reply to this with a good thing that happened or a thing you found that you like or something.

I’ll fo sho be at anthrocon this year and doing our panel on our bullshit again :D

Not sure exactly what we’ll talk about though...

Extreme introversion pt 2 

Also “are you sure?” Is a question that makes me want to bite someone on the fucking face. Yeah. I’m fucking sure about how I feel at any given moment.

This is the world’s goddamned favorite question when I’m 2 interactions short of a meltdown.

Extreme introversion ahead. 

I have like 8 social outing spoons tops. So I go to outings (picnic, beach) with everything I need carry-able by myself in one trip easily so I can fuck off quickly when I need to.

So of course people who bring their entire fucking set of worldly possessions want me to carry half their shit to the other end of the earth for them.

I need a script for some serious sedatives so I don’t cry in public.

Streamer: boobs make everything better. Just like imagine if like sheep had boobs. Wouldn’t that be great.

Me: dude. Sheep have boobs. All mammals have boobs.

Your daily reminder that in Bad Dudes you’re a muscle bro that saves Reagan from ninjas so that you can eat burgers.

Whereas in Ninja Warriors you’re a bad bitch ninja that kills hundreds of bad dudes and then assassinates Trump.

What terrible thing happened to the brains of people that like daytime talk shows?

The song with the most magickal power is clearly Seven Seas of Rhye.

TIL that bio shock infinite’s Zachary Comstock is based on real life person Anthony Comstock and the setting Columbia is based on the world Colombian exposition (Chicago worlds fair) where he tried to have the belly dancers deported.

Dude bragged of getting 4,000 obscenity convictions and 15 suicides as a volunteer mail worker where he basically just read peoples mail all day.

There is nothing on this great mother we call Earth that can annoy the fuck out of me faster than a poodle mix.

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