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Aww yeah. Airport mall cops decided to fuck with me on the way out.

Man customs in Iceland took literally 10 seconds. No line. Walked up. How long will you be in Iceland? 30 minutes. I’m going to Finland. Stamp. Gone.

Once you’re in Iceland you go to any other Eurozone country with no customs at all.

Boston? Forewevvvveerrrrrrrr.

I landed in Boston! It’s like 1:30am in Helsinki! Now I have to drive like 120 miles home! Do some woo so I don’t die of exhaustion while driving! Thx.

I am v tired. I flew all night. Still 5+ hours until i see a bed.

Holy fuck this game. I played awhile yesterday and it was all normal and now it’s.... not normal. Omg.

doki-doki spoiler club 

I want to be like “you should play doki-doki literature club” but if you’re depressed in any fashion or have suicidal ideation please don’t play doki-doki literature club. Ever.

If you want some uncanny fucked up darkness in your life, then play it now. It’s well written. But it’s hard.

my brain is awful, when i was at school they were teaching us to factorize polynomials in the form (x - a)(x + b) or whatever, and everybody in the class could do them in about 10 seconds, whereas the only way i could do it was just to try every possible combination. i kept asking the teacher what the secret was. how come all the other kids were so fast? he couldnt explain it. nor could they. they just 'knew' what number would fit. that's when i stopped being interested in math

That deck is mostly for my geriatric pit bull who likes to sun bathe on the bulk head but was having trouble jumping down because of arthritis.

Also having a ramp would have been really nice that time we tried to get the neogeo cabinet into the basement...

Today I built this deck, now I hurt everywhere and I am exhausted.

Someone suggest me a good movie to watch tonight

I tried to make a pumpkin that would steal your heart. It’s.... okay. I guess.

I accidentally dropped one of those magnetic balls off a divine beast...

Uspol 

I love how John Kelly came out and was like “how dare you criticize how the president spoke to gold star families??!”

Like motherfucker this started when trump criticized how Obama spoke to gold star families out of the fucking blue to distract from what happened in Niger!!!

I wish I could have a legit sick day without spending it in crazy anxiety because I’m not working.

Yes, I would like to connect! I am also interested in cephalopods and your spouse

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