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What is a good gift for a class competition? I cant give a bottle of booze in case someone is a recovering alcoholic :/

Every song at the fountainbleau pool sounds like vaporwave because the speakers sound so distorted and echoey with all the palm trees and pavilions. Also it’s miami. So everything looks like vaporwave.

I need some more cyyyybree pictures to use for the exercise pages in my class tomorrow.

Spliced is a book I really enjoyed but it stuns me how much centrists own their bullshit even as they can see its bullshit?

Me after 2 hours in the sun and exactly one drink: “I wonder if anyone in this hotel wants to fuck the shit out of me...”

So do people want me to awoo the “Click Here For Ring 0” class again this year?

Imma be mostly on my @Pusscat account for the next week, awooing our windows hacking class if people are interested in modern exploit dev

My boss:

09:10 <dave> Do you know a furry named Jasmine St John
09:11 <dave> questionmark

I might have just aged out of memes. I find it harder and harder to like sift through piles of meaningless content to get to real humans...

I think we’re looking to hire some new pen testing consultants at Immunity Inc if anyone is looking?

I was kept up late last night, it snowed, I had laser today, I’m nauseous. Everything is garbage.

Where do I find more books about queer anarchist witches???

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