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Things fully automated luxury gay space communism only provides:

Legal awoos.

Checkmate, capitalists.

I love hot chocolate on a cold day. Makes this wolf feel a bit warmer inside :3

Yay for things making annoying noises in my bag as I walk. H E L P M E.

Smoking hot take 

Someone being a therian is totally natural (in my eyes).

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Just spamming the cutest emoji ever.

Dear HP,

Please continue working with Intel so your drivers stay updated for my laptop. It's been 3 years since the last god damn update.

If I don't know who I want to win in sports, I just pick the team with the best mascot.

When you're watching Hellsing Abridged and keep hearing "vore" instead of "war".

Long story short (or vice versa): I love you all, and I love the fact that I can be more open here than I can on any other site, or with anyone else for that matter. Keep being cool, awoofriends. <3

Me before awoo.space: Bi and cool with the concept of more than 2 genders

Me after awoo.space: Bi and thinks that anything outside those two genders is hella cool and I love it.

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Me and jorts before awoo.space: Meh

Me and jorts after awoo.space: *Bursts through wall* DID SOMEONE SAY JORTS!?!?!?

Anyway, I fired up Elite: Dangerous and things were null. Makes my Java senses tingle.

Welp, my bf went all "I have enjoyed talking to myself today. Bye." on me.

Part of me is too exasperated to deal with this shit, while part of me is just wanting to snarkily reply because I can't be hovering over him all day long.

Next up for my Discord bot: Figuring out a clean way to model where I am while going down the settings prompt.

More ranting 

I get that the admin might want time away from that user, but seriously? Kicking them and banning the music bot they used does not make the situation better. It only leads to private/pubic confrontation, and it only causes the kicked user even more pain.

Fuck me for actually caring because I was in that situation before, right?

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How to admin: Be a good guy and have a set of rules for users to follow (or even common sense rules)

How to not admin: Kick a friend for no stated reason without telling the person you kicked.

Pretty fuckin' upset right now.

lemme whip up an introduction post again but in short: gay, nerd, into vore, so about 45% of all existing mastodon users

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