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Modern smartphone technology means we are literally bathed in a gentle hail of data, and a lot of it is porn

I have been informed that people would like to know when my birthday is, instead of my usual efforts to get it ignored, and it’s relevant since it’s next Friday (June 8th).

kink musings 

sometimes I want to be part of someone’s harem of friendly and obedient rubber creatures, sometimes I want to *have* the harem instead

Alas, none of the photos of the graffiti etched into the window on the bus came out legibly. Scratched glass is hard enough to read, let alone photograph in a moving bus.

“STAY IN DRUGS
EAT YOUR SCHOOL
DON’T DO VEGETABLES”

Today at work: discovering that both other people on this project with me went on vacation - one with warning and planning, *one without* - and therefore I have nobody available to perform code reviews, which are a strict requirement before submitting code. That’s really going to make it easy to do my damn job, it is

This is one of those days where apparently I’m fine until I think about anything I need to do, whereupon I have intense waves of anxiety. I can do stuff, just not think about stuff other than what I’m doing.

More tea

Uber keeps giving me discounts because I used to be a more regular customer and they’re desperate to bribe me back, and I’m over here just giving 100% of the discount money directly to the driver in tips. Less money for Uber, more money for the people Uber exploits, works for me

why did I ask for advice lmao, everyone's recommending something completely different

The main reason I want to make even more money at work is so I can give it to more people :|

The abraded patch on my ankle is healing pretty quickly, despite my limping. My right arm is not appreciably less sore, however. @..@ The visible injury once again is not the one interfering with me.

(That’s not quite true, the ankle injury is slowing me down too)

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I still want a civ 6 mod where everybody is lizard people

Tumblr tried to sneak in data collection under the radar. After a few taps, you can get a list of who they're sharing data with.

The list takes 19 screenshots to see all the names on my phone.

NINETEEN.

misfortune of the day: bike crash. near miss from a pickup truck that didn’t see me in an intersection. (Lost control after evading)

good fortune: my injuries are mild sprains and abrasion. Coat, pants, & helmet were adequate.

also good: truck driver stopped and helped me get to work, taking my bike along. A bike repair company shows up weekly, I’m getting an appointment.

also good fortune: onsite doctor had a slot available.

At this point the part that hurts the most is the tetanus shot

mh, negative 

everyone deserves a better version of me than they get.

if you're sleepy and you know it, go to bed 😴😴​
if you're sleepy and you know it, go to bed 😴😴
if you're sleepy and you know it, i bet you already show it
if you're sleepy and you know it, go to bed 😴😴

USpol, negative 

@Kistaro also, the implication that poor people are uniquely bigoted is wrong when it actually tends to be the rich and "dapper" and powerful ones; also, the dnc can barely even commit to a weak platform while people are clearly demanding change in any form; also, the worst things tend to get broad bipartisan support anyway; etc etc

:/

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