Kistaro Windrider @Kistaro@awoo.space

I have solved the problem of “what do I do with the extra pizza topping ingredients?”: make pizza again

https://awoo.space/media/5aA3krtQpRqfc78H3vg

heart rate monitor smartwatches: because clearly nothing bad will happen for making increasingly complicated tiny computers (with increasingly powerful onboard AI) that are innately fascinated with human blood

Welp, there it is, easily the greatest coding obscenity I have written this year

Casting 0x8 to a pointer type so the compiler will accept my implementation of init on a type extending NSObject for which no zero-argument init can reasonably be defined, my designated initializer has nonnull parameters of difficult to initialize types, and I have to put *something* there because Xcode doesn’t understand that the assertion failure I wrote will stop the program anyway.

Is “My Little Pony, except goth” a gender?

every single thing about my experience of my own childhood makes somewhat more sense when I think of it as happening to a girl.

dysphoria is kinda strong right now. I perceive myself as nonbinary, but right now I really wish I could be a lot more feminine than I know how or feel safe performing.

every day is cross-dressing day when you’re nb, but I haven’t overcome internalized transphobia enough to experiment with anything outside of “plausible deniability” range

It’s 11:40 PM and I really just want fried rice

Google search of the evening: “if all humans on Earth were squished into a cube, how big would it be?”

yesterday: yes, we can throw together two pizzas on premise crusts as a good after-work option, let’s get the groceries

today: it has taken two hours and an emergency run to Bartell for a tiny food processor and half the kitchen is dirty and I’m exhausted and in pain

This is really good pizza though

I use stickers to tell my personal and work laptops apart because they’re otherwise visually equivalent.

To clarify: my personal laptop is unstickered. My work laptop has chibi versions of the draconic part of the Miss Kobiyashi’s Dragon Maid cast.

There is a certain satisfaction in spotting a major tactic on the Shared Chessboard at work (there’s a double-sided sign for whose turn is next) and activating it, putting the side I moved for up by at least the exchange and probably an entire rook.

These cell phone case directions have kind of a groovy beat to them. (Stolen from Reddit.)
https://awoo.space/media/l4kmH0F6H4cK5ORwRg4

Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

An overly opaque shielding system produces depression. 0/10 would not recommend for long-term use

Warning note to people who would invite me into their mindscape for the purpose of chanelling another entity that would like to speak to me:

don't, I'm very long-winded and it will take hours

Also apparently I am not actually housebroken

Several of these sheet sets are advertising that they include extra pillowcases. No, see, that is literally the opposite of what I want

Sheets wear out way faster than pillowcases. Sheets are usually sold in sets with pillowcases. I’m low on usable bedsheets again and I have thirty pillowcases. halp

Today is a "feathery non-anthro utahraptor kinda-girl" day, I think

My gender is nonbinary and I feel guilty whenever someone recognizes that, like I am imposing inappropriately and eliciting submission to unreasonable demands