Kistaro Windrider @Kistaro@awoo.space

I hand out blocks like candy at Halloween when browsing the “Federated” timeline and average 4 per day. My block bar is *very* low because of what I have learned from experiencing Twitter, and for that matter from people at work.

I should possibly switch my client to use just “Local” instead; I have a dramatically lower block rate there. Although I’ve also muted a couple of entire instances so far, and was on the verge of a third (now unnecessary).

Cull your timeline shamelessly.

I am playing this silly f2p game and why do I keep picking the Digimon who fire things out of their kaiju lizard nipples?

I am sincerely resentful that Earth was supposed to be a giant super lizard planet and then that meteor had to come and fuck it all up

y’know, I get that you’re going with a “back to school nostalgia” motif that might appeal to your core audience of people who like good paper notebooks, but Baron Fig, naming your seasonal fancy pencil “The Number Two” has *other* meanings that people reminded of grade school will immediately giggle at

I kind of feel like we should not have won this #DOTA2 game https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/3491747142 https://awoo.space/media/RA2Ke8VV5PzaKtpgA_k

so I found reddit.com/r/surrealmemes for the first time and I remembered a conversation with @green from a few weeks ago and I couldn't stop myself https://awoo.space/media/1s_y54-ZuDNr_XvnMOY

I have very little motivation to do anything today and I feel unaccountably tired and sleepy. I keep settling in for fifteen minute naps, having nonspecific unpleasant but not really nightmarish dreams, and waking up marginally more rested but not much.

I am a software engineer, and I am fascinated enough by law to listen to lawyer podcasts and browse r/legaladvice for entertainment. I am a nerd

...how good or bad an idea would it be to put Lancashire pasty ingredients on a pizza that uses Colby instead of mozzarella (cheddar gives me a headache) and HP sauce instead of tomato sauce?

Reading tcrf.net on the topic of the original Pokemon games makes me realize something fundamentally missing from the last decade of the game- dungeons you can meaningfully get lost in. They were frustrating as a kid in 1998, but the sense of exploration and accomplishment has been unmatched since.

In which I deliberately run my furnace while I have the windows open even though it’s not really that cold, because I want to burn off the accumulated dust while everybody’s awake and we are okay with opening the windows

So according to my Apple Watch, being fidgety watching anime after using weed is detected as “exercise”

Apple Watch's primary "you have a notification" pattern seems to be "tap, tap, longer vibration", which is pretty good for being distinct.

But it's also like:

"Excuse me"

"excuse me"

*PHRRRRRT*

like a grade schooler trying to get my attention before letting a fart rip.

I think about farts too much

I have solved the problem of “what do I do with the extra pizza topping ingredients?”: make pizza again

https://awoo.space/media/5aA3krtQpRqfc78H3vg

heart rate monitor smartwatches: because clearly nothing bad will happen for making increasingly complicated tiny computers (with increasingly powerful onboard AI) that are innately fascinated with human blood