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I can't figure out how to get my phone to transcode the video to a masto-approved size, so here's a still shot awoo.space/media/24oZ_tyqHl-lY

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I check my timeline and it's nothing but breen, I try to close the tab, but every other tab is breen now

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GENTLE REMINDER: girlcock.club is run by a deviant homosexual trans girl and therefore is the best instance called "girlcock.club." Y'all should def make alt accts on it.

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Now he's wearing a Regular Tuxedo and the magic is gone

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Mark is wearing a Canadian Tuxedo now and it's pretty incredible

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My boyfriend is saying that he's gay for Tommy Wiseau and now I don't know what to believe

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It's More Than I Could Have Possibly Imagined

Star Wars 8, I saw it and wanna talk about it 

I WANNA BE THE PURPLE HAIRED VICE ADMIRAL WHEN I GROW UP

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Hi everyone, I'm happy to announce that I have founded a VR game studio, in collaboration with luminous beings who appear above my bed at night. For the forseeable future I'm going to be working on making ~~something incredible~~ for VR fulltime.

The studio is named Mermaid Heavy Industries, and you can find the website at mermaid.industries . I'll be posting preview media at this account: @mermaidindustries and RTing it here.

I hope that I am able to show you something incredible.

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A friend of mine is struggling to pay rent and needs to have it paid by Thursday December 14. Please pitch in if you can: bird-cum.tumblr.com/post/16838

I ate some really salty food over a day ago and I'm *still* both constantly thirsty and needing to pee

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I think the wisest thing I ever learned from birdsite was that attention only matters if it's from people who take care of you

I've been watching Star Trek with my bf and I warned him that it gets worse in its last season, but I don't think he's quite ready for how bad it gets.

Not even the watchable stuff like Spock's Brain, but the truly dire stuff like Turnabout Intruder.

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