*looks at websites* Literally no one knows how to make breakfast burritos properly.

PSA: If your breakfast burrito recipe includes 'scramble the eggs', it is wrong.

Here is how you breakfast burrito:

- Get some good chorizo.
- Fry it in pan. Don't you dare drain it.
- Remove chorizo from pan. Leave grease there. Don't touch it.
- Fry shredded potatoes in the delicious chorizo grease.
- Pour lightly beaten eggs over it all, and add the chorizo back in, along with some green chile.
- Mix it until it coalesces into a slightly crumbly foodmass.
- Serve with cheese in tortillas.

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@indi this is also how you breakfast taco properly. And you can always add bacon!

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