Phone Gamer -
This cute nuclear throne knockoff wants me to pay over $20 to play as the frog. LOL, no sympathy for crap like this.
Phone Gamer -
My stubborn refusal of exploitative monetization means there’s really not much to play on my phone.
Phone Gamer -
@KommaChameleon phone games are bullshit. It’s honestly insulting how, in the 11 years of smartphones that we’ve had, gaming on them maybe had a couple spikes of brilliance surrounded by generally utter crap and the business model around them seems dedicated to keeping it that way
Phone Gamer -
@poss_bot yeah... plus the whole app-ocalypse thing (iOS demanding 64 bit apps and a reapproval for everything) means the back catalogue is pretty weak.
Also Candy Crush has been the top grossing game for about six years. Healthy marketplace~
Phone Gamer -
@KommaChameleon oh yeah. All the cave shmup ports are gone :(
Phone Gamer -
@poss_bot REST IN PEACE BUG PRINCESS
Phone Gamer -
@KommaChameleon to top it all off, many modern cave games are hell to emulate and they seem to have given up on home ports altogether!
Phone Gamer -
@KommaChameleon i don’t even know what the latest dodonpachi game LOOKS like and it’s been out for like... awhile now i think
Phone Gamer -
@poss_bot I’ve been thinking about this. We’re at a weird point in time where the xbla/virtual console optimism is gone and those marketplaces are being shuttered. We lost, again, stuff that we had found. And because of the emulation difficulty, there’s plenty of 360/ps3 games that might just end up forgotten
Phone Gamer -
@poss_bot (plus also Certain Companies are either uninterested in keeping their legacy titles in public consciousness or actively make them hard to get in convenient formats so that nostalgia becomes stronger than authentic new experiences)