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Yakuza be like 10 seconds of fighting and then 3 minutes of talking tax policy with a low-level bureaucrat at the bar

groan-worthy programming joke 

I've gotta admit "The Property Brothers" is a much better name than "The Brothers Getter and Setter"

@Mycroft I guess Siege of Dragonspear does count as a counter-example! I think what I find most surprising, though, is that there isn't a faithful translation of 4e's mechanics into video game format, considering its reputation as being so Tactics-like.

It's so weird that dungeons and dragons video games just kinda. Stopped. Around 2009, aside from a couple MMOs.

When you make a TMI Tuesday post on Mastodon, are you tooting your own horn

Smash shitpost 

What's up, I'm Pit, I'm 32 years old and I never learned how to read

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There's something alluring about a significant other that shakes the ground when they walk. Hearing a familiar rumble up through the soles of your feet as they thwomp through the kitchen to drape massive arms over your shoulder and tell you the cookies are ready.

mh- 

have you ever tried writing a journal and ended up in a worse place mentally than when you started

because that happened to me just now

@Moot@snouts.online love the numpad notation on that d-pad

hit me up you want to be on my super heavyweight friends list

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King K. Rool's "Super Heavyweight Class" arcade mode route is me and all of my friends

I survived lunch but I did not survive the family relative playin Bush power chords on an acoustic guitar

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food 

It’s 2:40 and I haven’t had lunch yet even though I really want something to eat.

Whoops, misread the email! I don't actually have anything to give away!

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@ShugoWah@snouts.online For incineroar I've found the timing on side b to be pretty effective at catching people who spot dodge or roll away, as a mixup in situations where you might also dash attack. Normal grab is faster; more reliable as guard-punish

Lucario's might be similar; it's slower than a normal throw but might also catch opponents who spot dodge with the flame when the grab misses

@ShugoWah@snouts.online I know Bowser's side-B is a couple frames faster than his normal grab. What characters in particular are you wondering about?

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